Colbert Gaytion: Art of the Dry Heave
Forget the flag-waving breeders of the Colbert Nation. I'm a gay Stephen Colbert addict - and just like I need my Mocha Frappucino (no fat, no whip) , I need me a daily dose of Colbert to keep me going . Watching Stephen Colbert is like watching a master at the top of his game. His facile turn of a phrase or piercing stare under a severely-arched eyebrow is frankly unmatched on TV, as is his nightly willingness to do whatever it takes to seperate himself from the pack; I don't see Leno, Kimmel or even John Stewart dancing in a Korean pop music video anytime soon. Need further proof of his genius?
Check out his segment from last week, "The Craziest F@#%$% Thing". Watch him as he reports on Japan's new Mayonnaise Bar,where you can order a cocktail with mayo on the rim of the glass. And watch Colbert do the best freakin' dry heave you have ever seen. A triple-take dry heave! He literally elevates to such an art form, it makes Mr. Roper's double-takes and Jack Tripper's spit-takes pale in comparison.
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