Stephen Colbert *hearts* the gays

"The Colbert Report" is back on the air (with no writers), and as gay as a dreamy ex-boy band singer. Earlier this week, queer political columnist Andrew Sullivan was Colbert's interview guest. After Hillary Clinton won the New Hampshire primary, Colbert did a tribute to "the woman with the short blonde hair who's famous for wearing pantsuits" -- Ellen DeGeneres! Stephen danced through his audience to '70s funk music the way Ellen does on her talk show, and he had way better moves. If Stephen Colbert played for our side, yours truly would be first in line for a dance date.

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