Watch now: Anderson Cooper scores Beckham!

    In what some might call the journalism coup of the year, the Silver Fox - pre-sexy new skin cancer scar - scored a one-on-one interview with David Beckham on this Sunday night's 60 Minutes.

Now I loves me some Becks...but I prefer just the looking, not the hearing. The accent's sexy as hell, but the tone of his voice leaves me a bit flaccid. But it clearly does something for Cooper; he's like a kid in a candy store, and literally jumps at the chance to play goalie.  Watching these two work up a sweat makes me very....thirsty. And them too, I would suspect. Do you think the two laddies grabbed a cold one after playing with those balls?

"Lost" -- Gay Friendly

There's finally a gay character on "Lost" -- Tom Friendly, the lieutenant Other who spent much of the show sporting a fake beard and a "Deliverance"-style backwoods menace, then was shot dead by Sawyer at the end of season 3.

Top Chef: Penguins on Top, Ladies on Bottom

I'm not saying that if Andrew didn't win this challenge, that he'd have suffered a nervous breakdown...but considering it's only the second episode of the season and he seems like he's one refill away from totally losing it (in a real way, not in a made-for-TV-sorta way), I'm glad for everyone else's sake that this goofball won.

And we know from the opening segment of the two girls working out together that something is goin' down with these ladies. And no, neither of the gym rats was one of the out lesbians.

Anderson's skin cancer?

I hate to admit this, but I read Anderson Cooper's CNN blog daily.  In fact, I'd read, watch and listen to just about anything Anderson these days, that's how in love I am with the the silver freaking fox. Imagine my surprise then, when he just nonchalantly mentioned in his blog that he has skin cancer: 

Talk about hot...

  If you're a fan of ABC's "Dirty Sexy Money," run -- don't walk -- over to Out.com right now to read their fascinating, in-depth interview with Candis Cane, who plays Billy Baldwin's love interest on the show.  But that's not all -- the photo spread of Cane will leave you gasping for air...

Speaking of queer TV, Out.com's Popnography was on the scene at the recent GLAAD Awards in New York and according to them, the party wasn't exactly all that...

(Image courtesy OUT)

Are We Laughing with Parker Posey or at Her?

Last week I tuned in to watch the first two episodes of Fox's new show "The Return of Jezebel James." With everything the show has going for it--including actors Parker Posey, Lauren Ambrose, Scott Cohen, and Dianne Wiest, and "Gilmore Girls" showrunner and writer Amy Sherman Palladino--you would think the new 30-minute sitcom would be a homerun. But sadly, it never amounts to more than the sum of its parts.

Ellen's Feelin' Madonna

In a piece of product promotion that redefines subtlety, Ellen regaled a nation with a full-on dance production to Madonna's new single, "4 Minutes". And watching it, I couldn't help but wonder, how close are we to seeing Ellen get a stripper pole on stage?

I don't know; I don't get it. But I know alot of you guys are Ellen fans, so I guess it's worth a watch. It's just so...weird. Like when she's dancing really close to the fat girl in the audience. Are we really a nation of dancers, and only Ellen brings it out in us (and by "us", I mean Ellen's studio audience).

Celebrity Fit Club: Diets Make You Crazy!

It would seem by the mere fact that all these celebrity diet shows are able to keep filling their casts from the same pool of B- and C-list fatties that these diets aren't really working...but then, that's not why we are watching anyways, right?

Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp, hosted by the fagulous Ant, is back and has brought some of their biggest losers with them. Namely Dustin Diamond, grossly hairier and claming to have turned some corner; Willie Aames for the "what the f happened to him" factor; and Toccara, the hot mess from the first season of ANTM. Also joining in the fun is former contestant Tina Yothers, AJ Benza, Erin Moran, Brian Dunkleman and somebody named Sommore. You know your career is officially dead when you have to rely on your love handles to make you relevant again. 

Jonah Hill Goes Gay on SNL

(Getty Images) If someone asked me "which up and coming young male Hollywood star would you like to see make out with an older guy on SNL?"...Jonah Hill's wouldn't have been the first name to pop into my head. In fact, it wouldn't have been the 50th...or, like, ever. Be that as it may, it's probably a lot easier to convince a Jonah Hill to give some old guy tongue than it is, say, a Chace Crawford or Shia le Bouf.

Get your Shane on!

(Getty Images) Whether you're a Dinah chick or not, you have to admit that hands down the greatest part of The Dinah last year was the amazing "Be Scene" event.

The name "Be Scene" may not ring a bell, but the concept behind it sure will -- it was the event where fans got to re-enact their favorite "L Word" scenes live onstage, and then be judged on their performance by Kate Moennig, Leisha Haley and freaking Jane Lynch.  Remember?