Paris Hilton Strikes Back At John McCain

(Getty Images) No matter who wins the presidential election, we'll always have Paris. And, for that, I am glad.

That's because Paris didn't take John McCain's use of her in an anti-Barack Obama ad lying down. Nope. She responded with a hilarious parody on FunnyOrDie.com.

It opens with images of McCain. "He's the oldest celebrity in the world, like super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket. But is he ready to lead?" Paris asks.

Cut to Paris sitting in a lounge chair in a skimpy bathing suit.

She goes on to say, "Hey America, I am Paris Hilton, and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days, and I am not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president, and I want America to know that I'm like totally ready to lead."

Just when you think it can't get any better Paris delves into the subject of the energy crisis, actually sounding presidential when she presents a serious solution. Then she shifts back into classic Paris: "Energy crisis solved. I'll see you at the debate, bitches!"

The only way this spoof could have been better was if Britney Spears, who was also featured in McCain's "Celeb" ad, made an appearance.

So what did you think of Paris' attempt at political satire? Was it hot or not?

If you haven't seen Paris' spoof yet, check it out:

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Comments

[Casey]

I think like it's totally Hot! Not being a Paris Hilton fan - she has go a great sense of humor about herself. You Go Girl!!

[Brandon]

What a complete waist of space. Then again look at the original whore who raised this little whore. The world would be much better off if they all dropped dead, Lord knows the've never contributed anything to society.

[Nick]

Paris for Prez! Or is that Perez for Paris?

Anwyay, I nearly peed in my pants. I love a good train wreck :)

[corrective_unconscious]

This is offensive to wrinkly, white haired people, such as myself. But it is still pretty funny. Glad she did _something_ to respond, but does Paris Hilton know Sunni from Shia?

[Joe]

Very funny... If we are lucky, the old white haired idiot will die before November.

[Me]

Genius move. Before, McCain can claim that these 2 one-trick-ponies are alike because they are famous for just one thing they did in their lives. One is famous for a sex tape and the other is famous for a speech he delivered in 2002. Now that Paris is famous for a second semi erotic tape, she can claim that McCain lies as now she's a two-trick-pony and is nowhere like the other pathetic stil-one-trick-pony

[Me]

Genius move. Before, McCain can claim that these 2 one-trick-ponies are alike because they are famous for just one thing they did in their lives. One is famous for a sex tape and the other is famous for a speech he delivered in 2002. Now that Paris is famous for a second semi erotic tape, she can claim that McCain lies as now she's a two-trick-pony and is nowhere like the other pathetic stil-one-trick-pony