The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency Returns For Another Dysfunctional Season

(Getty Images) Eye candy. That's the reason why I watch the The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, and there was plenty of it on last night's season premiere.

My favorite model is Chandler, one of the new recruits Janice has brought into the fold this season. That body, those eyes—this guy is hot.

As we saw on last night's show, Janice, who dumped her business partner at the end of last season, shuttered her Hollywood and Highland office and moved into a mansion with her models so that she can keep an eye on them 24/7.

It's one thing to work for Janice. But to live with her? Man, I couldn't do it!

Before Janice could take up residence in her new home, she brought in Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone to re-do the master bedroom. It freaks me out to even look at this guy. It's like seeing Madonna trapped inside of a bitter, bloated man's body.

Anyway, Christopher turned Janice's room into a tacky red mess, but she loved it.

Meanwhile, the models settled in (only to find out that not all of them would get to stay).

Cocky Brian made sure to expose himself to his fellow model roomies while he had the chance. "Nobody wants to see your ding dong," model/Janice boyguard Sorin said.

Speak for yourself, Sorin.

If I could get back to Janice for a moment, has she had more work done on her face? Even Belinda Carlisle wonders what's up with Janice's mug in a recent PlanetOut.com interview. "Well, I knew Janice back in the '80s, and one thing is that I don't think she needed to mess with her face so much—because she was SO gorgeous," Carlisle says.

I have to agree with Belinda.

Janice's face, the mess that is Christopher Ciccone and the hot male models. There's so much to talk about. What did you think of last night's premiere of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency?

Comments

[rara]

puta

[Marcus]

that show is so steamy. WOW! all that male sweat and hormones. I mean tell me who would not drop trau as Janice would say to have one of these guys. I agree Janice's attitude and manner is a little outrageous. I also noticed with some close up shots how scarred her face looked. She looks good from afar but what would she look like up close. Madonna's brother UGH this guy needs to check into a health and fitness center I can not believe this is Madonna's brother He looked scary and also seemed to pass off like he was royalty. I love this show only because of the hot guys that are on the show. Beautiful people

[Timothy]

I like the new model Martin. I found out that he is Family. He is also deaf. He seems like he will be a fun guy to watch on JDMA. I really like the diversity on JDMA.

[Keneticjax]

Paul V. is my favorite. I have been watching his myspace and can;t wait to see him on the show !!!

[Gabriel]

Oh Janice, I love how every year your eyelashes get bigger and bigger and your face gets tighter and tighter. I commented to my roomies that Janice seems to go out of her way to be a bitch wich just seems to get her negative results in life, my roomie who is a drag queen snapped back "well she can afford to". I thought about that and decided that if she could afford to be an out right bitch then she shouldn't have need of a bussiness partner or have the need to close down one office to open another, watching her life train wreck due to her nasty attitude is great fun

[Doug]

Eye candy yes, but silly drama.

[desmond josephs]

i love watching your show, i am a 38 year ago men who wishing one day to become a model.

[kb]

This "reality" show is about as real as Janice's face. I can't watch! I tried but my gag reflex was too intense. I couldn't look at the screen for more than half a second without vomiting in my mouth a little. Television has dug out a new crawl space underneath its previous rock bottom.

[Jamie]

The Janice Dickinson Modleing Agency. It should be called the Janice Dickinson Clown Agency. She could do without the biggest part of that stuff she puts on her face. Boy, if things don't go her way they don't do at all. You could do better by finding someone else to put on television. Get rid of her.

[Cyberus]

I must say that the only I watch this show is for the hot male models.

As for Janice she's just a distraction and not in the good way. Her royal bitchiness should just retire admirably especially after being drop off in ANTM. Twiggy is way more 'real' that she is.

[johnny storm]

Janice rules! Sure, it's over the top, but it's meant to be campy fun. And if you have actually watched the previous seasons, Janice really acts like a surrogate mother for many of the models. There are some very poignant moments.

[David]

So why is Corey Spears (The Journey of Jared Price, Traffic) being a design peon for Christopher Ciccone?

[Thom]

The guys are hot, she's not!
A few doses of surrogate mothering don't go far to make up for her ugliness. It's no wonder she attracts such bad karma when she acts like she does.
GROSS!

[Thesp467]

I met Janice last year for a few moments and up close she looked like a female version of Skeletor. Not pretty at all. Her personality is just as ugly and real. She is NOT putting on a show for the cameras that is her. What a shame, someone like her has a show, while real talent is starving to death.

[HS]

What a disgrace. She looks like she's wearing a card board mask and her behavior speaks pure greedy, low class social climber. Her models, also greedy whores who would do anything to be on t.v. Not only do they sell their bodies, they sell their pride and self respect. But all in all its good that they wind up there. We in the educated well adusted business world don't want them working in the coporations we work for or own.

[macmel]

i love to be one of those model... how can i apply for that?

[Don A.]

Janice,
I LOVE what you are doing and how you are doing it! Good Luck! Take that back.........YOU HAVE MADE YOUR OWN LUCK!!!!