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"Let's overshadow Angelina. Tongue me now!"
Posted by: jamesinny | February 22, 2009 at 07:33 PM
"I'd love to kiss you, Meryl, but I just gained 5 pounds in my chin."
Posted by: Sally! | February 22, 2009 at 07:43 PM
Oh no.... the tape on our boobs that holds our dresses up got stuck together. Try to act normal and step back slowly.
Posted by: Jose | February 22, 2009 at 07:59 PM
you have to kiss me before they'll give you an oscar
Posted by: adam | February 22, 2009 at 08:52 PM
From the guy looking on from behind them: I'd love to have my cock between them.
Posted by: David | February 22, 2009 at 10:15 PM
"I've got 'Milk', Penelope."
Posted by: corrective_unconscious | February 22, 2009 at 10:46 PM
I don't care who's watching!!! I can no longer restrain myself. KISS ME P...!!!
Posted by: Michael | February 22, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Let's see how to get my next academy nomination hmmmm...Oh I got it french the next up and coming actress, Penelope Cruz. Open up!!!
Posted by: thetruetear | February 23, 2009 at 12:16 AM
You're so sexy, Penny.. I have DOUBTS!!
Posted by: Lobo | February 23, 2009 at 12:20 AM
Just checking ur breathe pen, want to know if its as spicy as you are u spanish bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: lucas | February 23, 2009 at 06:13 AM
yeah.. we all know you have nicer tits, now get out of my space
Posted by: stache40pa | February 23, 2009 at 09:05 AM
Meryl, I'd kiss you but I just washed my hair
Posted by: daysaregood4me | February 23, 2009 at 09:29 AM
PENELOPE: Oh, Mamma Mia!
MERYL: (murmurs under breath) I thought I told you never to call me that!
Posted by: james | February 23, 2009 at 09:33 AM
MERYL: Penelope, I thought that I told you; that you was a Dancing Queen from the beginning of all of this.
PENELOPE: Meryl, I told you that I was not any good at this role playing bit of lovers without practice and audience present.
Posted by: Kevin | February 23, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Oh Meryl, Flattered I am, but seriously I'm not a lesbian. And I do hope you get equal rights so you can publicly come out to the world......Oops, I think I just outed you.
Posted by: Mark Adamson | February 23, 2009 at 04:15 PM
Well you're not precisely Scarlett Johanssen but what the heck !!!
Posted by: guanacool | February 23, 2009 at 07:55 PM
I'll show you my Oscar if you show me yours.
Posted by: Jimmy | February 24, 2009 at 09:41 AM
Darling, that Chopard riviere would look so much better on me! I am - after all - the best actress in Hollywood and you are just some ex-tom-cruise girlfriend who couldnt close the deal. At least I got to do Mamma Mia. Now hand over those diamonds you slut!
Posted by: Dan | February 24, 2009 at 03:26 PM
Girl you need an ALTOID. Meryl streep to Penelope
Posted by: joseph | February 24, 2009 at 09:13 PM
The Golden Boy is MINE, you Spanish bitch!
Posted by: Peter | February 25, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Meryl: Wanna make it in hollywood, kneel before your GOD! But first, suck my tongue.
Penelope: Ewwl..I just vomited in my mouth. You look like a chicken!
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Posted by: no thing | July 09, 2009 at 02:46 PM
I remember when I was young and perky.
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