Portia Chats with Ellen - 3/16/09

Portia de Rossi was a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on March 16. Here's the clip of the interview:

Ellen and Portia play "The Newlywed Game" and sing in the bathroom. Watch the clips after the jump.

In Like A Lamb, Out Like a Lamb Chop

I was really expecting Jim Cramer to do a better job of holding his own when he appeared on The Daily Show on March 12th.

The culmination of a week's worth of scathing coverage of CNBC and the financial news network's "Mad Money" host seemed like a sure bet that Cramer would be giving Stewart a "run for his money."

Turns out (to the delight of most) that wasn't the case.

Author Nathanial Frank on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" - 3/9/09

Nathanial Frank, author of "Unfriendly Fire: How the Gay Ban Undermines the Military and Weakens America," was a guest on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on March 9. Here is the clip:

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Jimmy Kimmel Does Rosie on "The View" - 3/9/09

Jimmy Kimmel donned Rosie drag for his visit on The View on March 9. Here's part one of his chat:

Check out part two of his chat after the jump:

Rachel Maddow Is a Guest on "The View" - 3/5/09

Rachel Maddow chatted with the women on The View on March 5, 2009. Here's the clip:

Dustin Lance Black Chats with Oprah - 2/27/09

Academy Award winner Dustin Lance Black chatted with Oprah, via remote, on The Oprah Winfrey Show that aired on February 27. Here's the clip

Ellen Calls Oscar Winner Sean Penn - 2/25/09

Ellen called Oscar winner Sean Penn on the episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show that aired on February 25. Here's the clip:

Nathan Lane Gives Conan a Farewell Serenade - 2/18/09

Nathan Lane, accompanied by Tony Award winner Marc Shaiman, gave Conan O'Brien a farewll serenade when he was a guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien on February 18. Here's the clip:

Ellen & Portia Want to Play Mommy

I guess Ellen's grown tired of handing out posh strollers and baby gear to everyone else in Hollywood, because rumors are swirling that she and Portia are ready to add to the di/De clan with a tot of their own.

And in the grand tradition of LaLaland lesbians, they'll presumably want a celebrity sperm donor. Not sure what David Crosby's sperm count is at these days, but the girls might want to open up it up a bit for a casting call.

Assuming Portia will be carrying the newest member of VH1's Celebrity Pre-Hab, what lucky guy should Ellen tap for the babydaddy?  My recommendation would be Owen Wilson - why not pick a guy who could pass for Mommy #2's lost twin (and we can just ignore the little matter of the heroin addiction).

Joaquin Phoenix Visits with David Letterman - 2/11/09

Joaquin Phoenix made a less than coherent visit to "The Late Show with David Letterman" on February 11. Here is the clip: